Steve Green is a Londoner, a Stegosaurus and a slightly threatening, low-voiced accountant. A Stegosaurus is a genus of stegosaurid armoured dinosaur from the Late Jurassic period. An accountant is something to do with sums. “I do get through a lot of calculators” says Steve. He is large and heavily built, has a distinctive and unusual posture and a stiffened tail. His array of plates and spikes have been the subject of much speculation. 

Steve has some odd skills.“I can tell which kind of wine goes best with a given human, for example: a fruity Zinfandel or modest Pinot Noir, will augment the spicy flavours of say… a receptionist.” he says, “I’m very professional. I have a tie.”

Aren’t Stegosaurus supposed to be herbivors?

Why don’t you shut it pal.

“If I can get it in my mouth, I will try and eat it.”

Don’t touch my tail. That is all.

Dave Yellow is a nerdy and good-natured I.T systems analyst and Tyrannosaurus. The ‘tyrant lizard’ is a genus of theropod dinosaur. A systems analyst analyses systems using I.T and a headset. He has large and powerful hindlimbs and weedy looking forelimbs which are surprisingly powerful, especially for I.T. work.

He is a bipedal carnivore with a massive skull balanced by a long, heavy tail and offset by a nice white shirt with a blue collar. He also has a special ability. ”I know the caloric value of any human just by looking at him.”

Fishing, chilling out with a good BBQ, playing Guitar Hero, fancy dress parties.

“Here me roar, I am a Di-no-saur!”

“I always have gammon on my desk. I get cranky when I am hungry.”